Well...it took me a while, but I'm back to posting on here. I finally did a long overdue overhaul of my blogs, and got rid of the generic template. I think this looks very very sexy.
Also, I finally started updating Josh In The Ghetto again! Of course, the update of that got hindered by me helping Caleb out with a comic for his science class. Of course, this involves Josh In The Ghetto characters. So we know who's to blame if it fails him.
So I'm back up in Indianapolis. Looks like to say. It's bittersweet. I miss my mom and my cats, but what can I do? I hate Southern Illinois. It's pathetic. And I'm nothing but depressed there.
At least here I feel like I'm doing something. So that helps.
I also just posted up all my blogs from Xanga up on this one. Why? I don't know. Just because I think it'll be easier to look at later than trying to remember all my old blog sites.
But yeah, that's about it. See you all later.
Friday, November 11, 2005
Thursday, November 10, 2005
So I'm not the only idiot out there...
Just found this deck on TCO
Just a few months ago, I built Torrie Ask Yourself, with 10 Hello, Ladies. It was quite funny when my opponent realized what I was doing. He cried.
Randomness, YAY!
Just a few months ago, I built Torrie Ask Yourself, with 10 Hello, Ladies. It was quite funny when my opponent realized what I was doing. He cried.
Randomness, YAY!
Well, I get up today and decide it's time to start flexing my muscles again. So I hit my sites and try to find out what's going down.
First site I pull up is PokerHost. They usually have some kind of Freeroll going, and I've been trying to get money there, so I decide to try to hit one. And as I'm looking through, I realize I'm in luck, as there is a 7-Card Stud Freeroll registering. At least I thought I was in luck.
I sat through 4 levels and didn't hit a single winning showdown. It was totally pathetic. I was playing great, but the cards were not there. I'd start out with a great hand, and never improve. Or I'd improve, and get drawn out on. I wound up pushing all-in with 3K3 and, again, didn't improve.
Next stop was Full Tilt Poker. Nothing really happening tournament wise, so I decide to play some .05/.10 PL Omaha. I would up getting stuck 4 bucks in that one within 15 minutes. Once again, I was getting good cards, but they simply were not holding up.
So I shimmy from there to the .25/.50 Razz table, where I'm a fixture. In the first half of my session, I caught no good cards. Then, I started catching great starting hands, and watched them dissolve into crap in no time flat. Or someone would catch the cooler on me. I was starting to get frustrated, and apparently, it was starting to show, as this next hand shows.
I'm holding A79 in third position. I like to throw people off, so I complete. I get one caller, with a 3 showing.
4th street brings me a 8, and him a 2. He bets, I call.
5th brings me a 6, and him a 5. He bets, and now I'm thinking. Does he really have it? Usually, I'm spot on here. And my gut tells me he's either go A4, or Ax hiding in the hole, and the x is probably paired up. But, he's got a lot of outs left to draw on, and I figure keeping this hand will cost me dearly. So I fold.
He shows...32325! OH MY GOD! If was frustrated before, I was sure as crap steaming now!!!! So, realizing that, I leave stuck $2.25.
An hour or so later, I jump to PokerTime, and find out their free $10 has cleared to my account finally. So I started look for an SNG to play. Wierd, I cannot find anything but SNGs already started. So, I decide I'll jump to a NL Hold'Em .05/.10 cash game.
Well, it was absolutely uneventful until 30 minutes in. I raise .30 in late position with AJo, and Button calls. Flop comes T98 rainbow. I bet .80 thinking I can take it down here, and he raises to 2.40. I'm sitting on about 7.70 at this point and he at 7.40. I'm thinking that he's on the draw too, semi-bluffing like me. So I push all-in and he calls.
Sure enough, he's drawing too, except he's got JTs. Oh great, so I'm dead to a 7, Q, or Ace. Turn comes the ace, and river a blank, I'm lucky, but I recoop what I lost earlier with the $10 Free and my double up there.
Then, my favorite poker league site, AJPoker, come to find out, is celebrating it's 1 year anniversary today, and as a gift to us all, Luke, the admin, stakes us all in the $5 Tony G at Pokerchamps. $640 Prize Pool with only 128 in. This should be a cakewalk...yeah, sure. I played HORRIBLE! So, I wound up out in the FIRST LEVEL.
30 minutes later, it's time for the Poker Whore-tel...errr...Poker Cartel tournament. I won my first tournament here, and got 2nd in another one. Other than that nothing. Especially since the list of mostly decent players got watered down by a bunch of fish whose only raises are all-in, and still manage to draw out whatever monster you're holding at the time. Plus tonight's at Absolute, and this site hates my guts. But, I figure I need to get back in the swing, so I'll play.
My first big hand, holding pocket Queens UTG+1, and knocked it up for 160, SB, a big stack, calls.
Flop comes QA9. SB checks, I bet 200, he calls. Turn comes a 9...perfect. SB pushes me all-in, even more perfect, as he turns up AJs.
But then, the fish persist to be fish. I call UTG+1 with QJo, 5 callers. Flop comes QJT. UTG bets 300, and I know he's not got the straight. He may have 89, but I doubt it, and I know if he didn't raise, he's doesn't have AK. So I call.
Turn comes a 5. Now he moves all-in. I KNOW he's not got the straight. No way. So I call.
Sure enough, he turns up KQs. River's a 9, and I'm shortstacked. Stupid fish. I must've stared at the screen for 40 seconds after that trying to regain composure. Oh well, a draw-out's a draw-out. But see what I mean? Absolute hates my guts!
Well, UTG, just before the break, I pick up JTs, and move all-in. Big stack earlier calls me and turns up ATo. Flop comes Jd Td 2s. Perfect! Just let me dodge an ace. Turn is a 5. I'm now 94%, and the turn is a 9. I'm back up to 1500, but still on rocky ground. So, now I have to play tight, and move all-in to any raise if I catch something.
Come break, I look and miraculously have survived to 146 out of 556 starting. Now I'm hoping I can survive just a little bit longer to get down to the final table. Sadly, at the end of break, blinds raise just enough to put me on the shortstack again.
So, three levels later, I catch my lucky hand, K8, and move all-in. Shorter stack calls, and then BB calls (stating pot-odds...LOL). He turns up T5, shorter stack turns up pocket jacks. I don't improve, but neither does the BB. And I pick up a $5 profit. Yippy Skippy.
THE VERY NEXT HAND, I pick up KQs, and move all-in. two callers. they check to showdown, and AK high wins it, and I'm out in 90th.
Oh well...There's always tomorrow.
First site I pull up is PokerHost. They usually have some kind of Freeroll going, and I've been trying to get money there, so I decide to try to hit one. And as I'm looking through, I realize I'm in luck, as there is a 7-Card Stud Freeroll registering. At least I thought I was in luck.
I sat through 4 levels and didn't hit a single winning showdown. It was totally pathetic. I was playing great, but the cards were not there. I'd start out with a great hand, and never improve. Or I'd improve, and get drawn out on. I wound up pushing all-in with 3K3 and, again, didn't improve.
Next stop was Full Tilt Poker. Nothing really happening tournament wise, so I decide to play some .05/.10 PL Omaha. I would up getting stuck 4 bucks in that one within 15 minutes. Once again, I was getting good cards, but they simply were not holding up.
So I shimmy from there to the .25/.50 Razz table, where I'm a fixture. In the first half of my session, I caught no good cards. Then, I started catching great starting hands, and watched them dissolve into crap in no time flat. Or someone would catch the cooler on me. I was starting to get frustrated, and apparently, it was starting to show, as this next hand shows.
I'm holding A79 in third position. I like to throw people off, so I complete. I get one caller, with a 3 showing.
4th street brings me a 8, and him a 2. He bets, I call.
5th brings me a 6, and him a 5. He bets, and now I'm thinking. Does he really have it? Usually, I'm spot on here. And my gut tells me he's either go A4, or Ax hiding in the hole, and the x is probably paired up. But, he's got a lot of outs left to draw on, and I figure keeping this hand will cost me dearly. So I fold.
He shows...32325! OH MY GOD! If was frustrated before, I was sure as crap steaming now!!!! So, realizing that, I leave stuck $2.25.
An hour or so later, I jump to PokerTime, and find out their free $10 has cleared to my account finally. So I started look for an SNG to play. Wierd, I cannot find anything but SNGs already started. So, I decide I'll jump to a NL Hold'Em .05/.10 cash game.
Well, it was absolutely uneventful until 30 minutes in. I raise .30 in late position with AJo, and Button calls. Flop comes T98 rainbow. I bet .80 thinking I can take it down here, and he raises to 2.40. I'm sitting on about 7.70 at this point and he at 7.40. I'm thinking that he's on the draw too, semi-bluffing like me. So I push all-in and he calls.
Sure enough, he's drawing too, except he's got JTs. Oh great, so I'm dead to a 7, Q, or Ace. Turn comes the ace, and river a blank, I'm lucky, but I recoop what I lost earlier with the $10 Free and my double up there.
Then, my favorite poker league site, AJPoker, come to find out, is celebrating it's 1 year anniversary today, and as a gift to us all, Luke, the admin, stakes us all in the $5 Tony G at Pokerchamps. $640 Prize Pool with only 128 in. This should be a cakewalk...yeah, sure. I played HORRIBLE! So, I wound up out in the FIRST LEVEL.
30 minutes later, it's time for the Poker Whore-tel...errr...Poker Cartel tournament. I won my first tournament here, and got 2nd in another one. Other than that nothing. Especially since the list of mostly decent players got watered down by a bunch of fish whose only raises are all-in, and still manage to draw out whatever monster you're holding at the time. Plus tonight's at Absolute, and this site hates my guts. But, I figure I need to get back in the swing, so I'll play.
My first big hand, holding pocket Queens UTG+1, and knocked it up for 160, SB, a big stack, calls.
Flop comes QA9. SB checks, I bet 200, he calls. Turn comes a 9...perfect. SB pushes me all-in, even more perfect, as he turns up AJs.
But then, the fish persist to be fish. I call UTG+1 with QJo, 5 callers. Flop comes QJT. UTG bets 300, and I know he's not got the straight. He may have 89, but I doubt it, and I know if he didn't raise, he's doesn't have AK. So I call.
Turn comes a 5. Now he moves all-in. I KNOW he's not got the straight. No way. So I call.
Sure enough, he turns up KQs. River's a 9, and I'm shortstacked. Stupid fish. I must've stared at the screen for 40 seconds after that trying to regain composure. Oh well, a draw-out's a draw-out. But see what I mean? Absolute hates my guts!
Well, UTG, just before the break, I pick up JTs, and move all-in. Big stack earlier calls me and turns up ATo. Flop comes Jd Td 2s. Perfect! Just let me dodge an ace. Turn is a 5. I'm now 94%, and the turn is a 9. I'm back up to 1500, but still on rocky ground. So, now I have to play tight, and move all-in to any raise if I catch something.
Come break, I look and miraculously have survived to 146 out of 556 starting. Now I'm hoping I can survive just a little bit longer to get down to the final table. Sadly, at the end of break, blinds raise just enough to put me on the shortstack again.
So, three levels later, I catch my lucky hand, K8, and move all-in. Shorter stack calls, and then BB calls (stating pot-odds...LOL). He turns up T5, shorter stack turns up pocket jacks. I don't improve, but neither does the BB. And I pick up a $5 profit. Yippy Skippy.
THE VERY NEXT HAND, I pick up KQs, and move all-in. two callers. they check to showdown, and AK high wins it, and I'm out in 90th.
Oh well...There's always tomorrow.
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Blogger Championship
I have registered to play in the
Online Poker Blogger Championship!
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Registration code: 7777953
Friday, June 24, 2005
Heads up vs. an idiot
Ok, this was ripped off my post on Daniel Negreanu's forums...so you may not understand some of the things I say in this, simply because you don't hang around that board. But please, read this through:
Ok, I'm sure all of you have no clue who this guy is. I'm sure he isn't a member here, but I could be wrong.
Well, it all started on the Poker Forum Challenge. I was at first just chilling with Marion and the FCP'ers flocked around her table, just chatting while I was playing my league game. After I busted 4 away from the money, and and everyone flocked away from her table after she busted, I went to the tables of the rest of the AJPoker.com players that were playing (that was the site I was repping, for clarification). Well, they were doing great, and me and about 5 others from the site were at the tables rooting them on. I was doing the same. Moral support goes a long way. Well, some guy named JohnJr got jealous, because no one was cheering for his for his forum or something, so he called the floor on us for spamming. The floor deemed that the "next person to spam for AJPoker.com would be banned." Well, after that, everyone at my forum thought this was retarded. So, to prove a point, one of my players started spamming. He got banned, and the floor left.
So guess what JohnJr decides to do? Starts bashing our site after the floor leaves! Great double standard! Well, one of our members decided on a great way to settle this: A cross-forum challenge: The top 15 from each site playing for top honors. Well, this guy counter-offers by saying, "Forget that. You'll collude." (How do we know THEY aren't gonna do the same thing?) "I'll take any of you clowns on heads up, right now. Go get the best player at your site, and I will destroy him." Well, no one's stepping up, nor do I; our best player was not present, and I could think of 5 players other than him who should play before me, and they weren't stepping up to the plate. Well, the interchange kept going. Then they decided to compare WSOP qualifiers (they "had 2" we had none)...who cares? they haven't cashed or braceleted yet, so they haven't proven anything! So then all of a sudden, for no real reason, the spotlight gets turned to me. The following interchange occured:
JohnJr: hanguk, do you play checkers?
Me: No.
JohnJr: Hanguk, you must play checkers.
I sense a doucheclown insult.
Me: And what are you insinuating by that?
JohnJr: Because you must suck at poker.
Okay, below the belt, and I wasn't even saying anything derrogatory to the guy.
Me: Still want the heads up match?
JohnJr: Yeah
Me: Give me your e-mail, and what sites you have deposits on, and I'll be there.
So he gives me his e-mail. And then ducks out of the room as I'm trying to concrete the details.
So now I've e-mailed the guy, even though I think his sack shrunk after I called his bluff. This was my e-mail
From: Corey Lanier
Reply-To: Corey Lanier
To: x@y.com (I won't disclose his e-mail.)
Date: Jun 24, 2005 11:35 PM
Subject: Heads up challenge match
First off, I just want to get confirmation on the site you are willing to play at, the chat logs went too fast for me to remember. So if I'm correct, the sites are:
PokerStars
EmpirePoker
Second, I don't know if you saw what I had said later, but seeing as there was no response, I assume you didn't. I would like to up this to a three game series, best two out of three is declared better. The events I proposed are:
NL Hold'Em
PL Omaha
7-Card Stud.
If you do not like the list, and would like to play the series, then you can modify the list to your liking. The games I would be willing to play (and the betting structures) are:
Hold'Em -- Any betting structure
Omaha -- PL or Limit
2-7 Triple Draw -- Limit play only
Seven Card Stud -- Limit play only
Omaha Hi-Lo Split - PL or Limit
5-Card Stud - Limit play only
Razz - Limit play only
7-Card Stud Hi-Lo Split - Limit play only
Soko - PL only
I know the games the Stars offers, and that would rule out 5CS, TD, Razz & Soko. I do not know Empire's offerings, as I don't play on any Party Skins. But anyone can win a NL HE heads up match. But it takes a true player to win in different variations of poker heads up, and that's what I want to get to the bottom of, is who is the more consistent player.
This will by no means solve the argument as to whose forum is better, as this is only a small representation of the players of each forum, thus why I still propose a match between the top players of each site (I'll let you pick the numbers). Like I said, our admin has been trying to get forum challenges together, so this would be a good kickstart for that.
I also would like to know what stakes you would want to be playing, so I know how much to deposit to the site we play on. I may ask for an adjustment to this stake to fit into my bankroll management (because only a moron would risk his whole bankroll on a petty grudge).
I await your reply, so that I can begin the process of transferring to Stars or Empire. And good luck.
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Thanks clown, 광대야 고마워요.
Corey Lanier 레이니어 코리
http://joshintheghetto.keenspace.com - The greatest webcomic EVER!
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I don't expect an e-mail back truly, but I hope he does. Because I'm pretty sure he's on his way to getting owned.
But I'm going to need a cross site transfer for empire or stars, cause I have nothing there.
Anyway, I'll keep you guys updated on this one. It's not of the same magnitude of Barry vs. Daniel, but I pride myself in heads-up play, and I think you guys might like me sending a doucheclown home crying.
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So yeah. That's it. I will keep you guys updated on when and where and if these matches take place. I would like to see some of my friends on here at the table to cheer me on. I'll need the support.
If you guys register a poker account just to talk at the table, with no intention of every playing, that would really mean a lot to me. Just whatever, come and support when/if this goes down!
Ok, I'm sure all of you have no clue who this guy is. I'm sure he isn't a member here, but I could be wrong.
Well, it all started on the Poker Forum Challenge. I was at first just chilling with Marion and the FCP'ers flocked around her table, just chatting while I was playing my league game. After I busted 4 away from the money, and and everyone flocked away from her table after she busted, I went to the tables of the rest of the AJPoker.com players that were playing (that was the site I was repping, for clarification). Well, they were doing great, and me and about 5 others from the site were at the tables rooting them on. I was doing the same. Moral support goes a long way. Well, some guy named JohnJr got jealous, because no one was cheering for his for his forum or something, so he called the floor on us for spamming. The floor deemed that the "next person to spam for AJPoker.com would be banned." Well, after that, everyone at my forum thought this was retarded. So, to prove a point, one of my players started spamming. He got banned, and the floor left.
So guess what JohnJr decides to do? Starts bashing our site after the floor leaves! Great double standard! Well, one of our members decided on a great way to settle this: A cross-forum challenge: The top 15 from each site playing for top honors. Well, this guy counter-offers by saying, "Forget that. You'll collude." (How do we know THEY aren't gonna do the same thing?) "I'll take any of you clowns on heads up, right now. Go get the best player at your site, and I will destroy him." Well, no one's stepping up, nor do I; our best player was not present, and I could think of 5 players other than him who should play before me, and they weren't stepping up to the plate. Well, the interchange kept going. Then they decided to compare WSOP qualifiers (they "had 2" we had none)...who cares? they haven't cashed or braceleted yet, so they haven't proven anything! So then all of a sudden, for no real reason, the spotlight gets turned to me. The following interchange occured:
JohnJr: hanguk, do you play checkers?
Me: No.
JohnJr: Hanguk, you must play checkers.
I sense a doucheclown insult.
Me: And what are you insinuating by that?
JohnJr: Because you must suck at poker.
Okay, below the belt, and I wasn't even saying anything derrogatory to the guy.
Me: Still want the heads up match?
JohnJr: Yeah
Me: Give me your e-mail, and what sites you have deposits on, and I'll be there.
So he gives me his e-mail. And then ducks out of the room as I'm trying to concrete the details.
So now I've e-mailed the guy, even though I think his sack shrunk after I called his bluff. This was my e-mail
From: Corey Lanier
Reply-To: Corey Lanier
To: x@y.com (I won't disclose his e-mail.)
Date: Jun 24, 2005 11:35 PM
Subject: Heads up challenge match
First off, I just want to get confirmation on the site you are willing to play at, the chat logs went too fast for me to remember. So if I'm correct, the sites are:
PokerStars
EmpirePoker
Second, I don't know if you saw what I had said later, but seeing as there was no response, I assume you didn't. I would like to up this to a three game series, best two out of three is declared better. The events I proposed are:
NL Hold'Em
PL Omaha
7-Card Stud.
If you do not like the list, and would like to play the series, then you can modify the list to your liking. The games I would be willing to play (and the betting structures) are:
Hold'Em -- Any betting structure
Omaha -- PL or Limit
2-7 Triple Draw -- Limit play only
Seven Card Stud -- Limit play only
Omaha Hi-Lo Split - PL or Limit
5-Card Stud - Limit play only
Razz - Limit play only
7-Card Stud Hi-Lo Split - Limit play only
Soko - PL only
I know the games the Stars offers, and that would rule out 5CS, TD, Razz & Soko. I do not know Empire's offerings, as I don't play on any Party Skins. But anyone can win a NL HE heads up match. But it takes a true player to win in different variations of poker heads up, and that's what I want to get to the bottom of, is who is the more consistent player.
This will by no means solve the argument as to whose forum is better, as this is only a small representation of the players of each forum, thus why I still propose a match between the top players of each site (I'll let you pick the numbers). Like I said, our admin has been trying to get forum challenges together, so this would be a good kickstart for that.
I also would like to know what stakes you would want to be playing, so I know how much to deposit to the site we play on. I may ask for an adjustment to this stake to fit into my bankroll management (because only a moron would risk his whole bankroll on a petty grudge).
I await your reply, so that I can begin the process of transferring to Stars or Empire. And good luck.
--
Thanks clown, 광대야 고마워요.
Corey Lanier 레이니어 코리
http://joshintheghetto.keenspace.com - The greatest webcomic EVER!
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I don't expect an e-mail back truly, but I hope he does. Because I'm pretty sure he's on his way to getting owned.
But I'm going to need a cross site transfer for empire or stars, cause I have nothing there.
Anyway, I'll keep you guys updated on this one. It's not of the same magnitude of Barry vs. Daniel, but I pride myself in heads-up play, and I think you guys might like me sending a doucheclown home crying.
=============================================
So yeah. That's it. I will keep you guys updated on when and where and if these matches take place. I would like to see some of my friends on here at the table to cheer me on. I'll need the support.
If you guys register a poker account just to talk at the table, with no intention of every playing, that would really mean a lot to me. Just whatever, come and support when/if this goes down!
Saturday, May 14, 2005
High-stress matches=Lessons learned
My friend comes home from work Tuesday and declares he wants to playtest the two decks he just built. He built a Hogan deck that is completely away from orthodox Hogan-building procedures. But it's effective. I play Shelton on this one.
First, the pre-match was a pain. He had already told me his pre-match order earlier that morning, but I think he thought I forgot because I was half-asleep. I don't usually forget stuff said to me while I'm partially unconscious. Which is quite ironic, because I usually forget everything told to me while I'm completely conscious. So I know he's playing Whatcha Gonna Do, Brother?-->I'm Gonna Break You. My Pre-match helps me, so I wanna stop that. I play Calgary, then follow it with I Want To Play The Game. Hmmmm...I'll take out I'm Gonna...oh crap. He has two I'm Gonna Break You's in his backlash deck as protection for I Want To Play The Game. Just perfect. So I take one out, which is as useless as all get-out. And guess what he drops to my ringside? Wrestlemania. Now I've gotta burn one every turn. I eventually counteract that by running Greco-Roman Specialists to put it back into my Backlash deck.
He had reversals for most of the stuff I was throwing at him, but i was managing to get fortitude off reversals, and the occasional maneuver I might get off. Early in the match, I play Beating The Odds, because I know he's gonna pop Whatcha Gonna Do, Brother once he gets maneuvers in his hand. Sometime later, he plays something I can't reverse to remove it from my ring area. Oh well, next turn, I play ANOTHER Beating The Odds. LOL...man was he pissed. So later he figures just forget it, pops Whatcha, and I pop beating the odds on his maneuver, reverse it, then hit Shelton's Splash. And he's done.
Next up, Raven. Nothing incredibly fancy, except the foreign objects almost killed me. I had about 20 cards in my hand, none of which I could play. Either they were reversals, or high fortitude maneuvers while I was sitting on 5F. I was so frustrated, and he just kept saying "THROW SOMETHING" which made me even more frustrated. We were actually scowling at each other at this point. Plus, he wasn't throwing anything either. I couldn't hit anything from my backlash deck, I already had my maximum out in the Ring. Everytime I drew a low fortitude maneuver, I'd play them, see it reversed, put it at the bottom of my deck, then shuffle in two cards for Calgary. Eventually we were both down to just a few cards in arsenal, and it became apparent whoever could get some damage off first would win. That was me with a reversal. At that point, I showed him my hand at the point where he was telling me to throw stuff to prove the point that I would've if I could have.
Then he had the audacity to ask me to test them with my Gail deck. No thanks, I couldn't take another match like that Tuesday night.
First, the pre-match was a pain. He had already told me his pre-match order earlier that morning, but I think he thought I forgot because I was half-asleep. I don't usually forget stuff said to me while I'm partially unconscious. Which is quite ironic, because I usually forget everything told to me while I'm completely conscious. So I know he's playing Whatcha Gonna Do, Brother?-->I'm Gonna Break You. My Pre-match helps me, so I wanna stop that. I play Calgary, then follow it with I Want To Play The Game. Hmmmm...I'll take out I'm Gonna...oh crap. He has two I'm Gonna Break You's in his backlash deck as protection for I Want To Play The Game. Just perfect. So I take one out, which is as useless as all get-out. And guess what he drops to my ringside? Wrestlemania. Now I've gotta burn one every turn. I eventually counteract that by running Greco-Roman Specialists to put it back into my Backlash deck.
He had reversals for most of the stuff I was throwing at him, but i was managing to get fortitude off reversals, and the occasional maneuver I might get off. Early in the match, I play Beating The Odds, because I know he's gonna pop Whatcha Gonna Do, Brother once he gets maneuvers in his hand. Sometime later, he plays something I can't reverse to remove it from my ring area. Oh well, next turn, I play ANOTHER Beating The Odds. LOL...man was he pissed. So later he figures just forget it, pops Whatcha, and I pop beating the odds on his maneuver, reverse it, then hit Shelton's Splash. And he's done.
Next up, Raven. Nothing incredibly fancy, except the foreign objects almost killed me. I had about 20 cards in my hand, none of which I could play. Either they were reversals, or high fortitude maneuvers while I was sitting on 5F. I was so frustrated, and he just kept saying "THROW SOMETHING" which made me even more frustrated. We were actually scowling at each other at this point. Plus, he wasn't throwing anything either. I couldn't hit anything from my backlash deck, I already had my maximum out in the Ring. Everytime I drew a low fortitude maneuver, I'd play them, see it reversed, put it at the bottom of my deck, then shuffle in two cards for Calgary. Eventually we were both down to just a few cards in arsenal, and it became apparent whoever could get some damage off first would win. That was me with a reversal. At that point, I showed him my hand at the point where he was telling me to throw stuff to prove the point that I would've if I could have.
Then he had the audacity to ask me to test them with my Gail deck. No thanks, I couldn't take another match like that Tuesday night.
Thursday, April 28, 2005
Finally found a comfortable cash game
Well, for months, I've been making cash in tournaments. I'm comfortable there, and definitely play my best there.
But then I'd lose sums of that money off in cash games. I could never get comfortable there. I'd drop farther down than my bankroll allows, straight down to .01-.02NL blinds. And still, I could get nothing going. Well tonight, I decided, I'm going to find a game I could crack. Just at least to get me off the ground in cash games. So I played on a .02-.04PL blinds in Hold'em on Noble Poker. I come out of there in about a half hour up $1.76, not playing anything questionable (save a J8o that I was able to limp on in the SB, and spiked a Jack on the flop to take the pot), and took every pot I was involved in.
So for now, I'm gonna keep my eye on the PL games, less all-ins to worry about, and keep playing good hands, and drop at the right time. I feel a lot more comfortable there with at least a margainal ceiling.
Eventually, I'll get ready to start playing NL, but right now...just doesn't seem smart.
But then I'd lose sums of that money off in cash games. I could never get comfortable there. I'd drop farther down than my bankroll allows, straight down to .01-.02NL blinds. And still, I could get nothing going. Well tonight, I decided, I'm going to find a game I could crack. Just at least to get me off the ground in cash games. So I played on a .02-.04PL blinds in Hold'em on Noble Poker. I come out of there in about a half hour up $1.76, not playing anything questionable (save a J8o that I was able to limp on in the SB, and spiked a Jack on the flop to take the pot), and took every pot I was involved in.
So for now, I'm gonna keep my eye on the PL games, less all-ins to worry about, and keep playing good hands, and drop at the right time. I feel a lot more comfortable there with at least a margainal ceiling.
Eventually, I'll get ready to start playing NL, but right now...just doesn't seem smart.
Sunday, April 24, 2005
A so-so tournament day
Ok, so I get to Hatcherland today for the bi-weekly tournament. I pull out my tournament standard (for now) Gail & Molly deck. My first draw, I get one of my friend's and his JBL heat deck. Now, I've played this deck hundreds of time before, and it's a toss-up every single time. At the end of the first round, one thing finally became abundantly clear: Search out Molly-Go-Round instead of Wake Up. Why give him free heat?
After an agonizing defeat, here comes my next draw. Another friend. And oh wow, another JBL deck. This time not heat; we're going heel, foreign object, Chicago Street, Dem Dam Dudleyz. I was doing great, until the turning point of the match. He draws Overhead Chair Shot, Strike/Strike. I don't have two strike reversals in my hand, so it has to go on the overturn. Nothing. Realizing I can't reverse it, he discards after he draws for Overhead to put it back in his to play it again. And again. And again, And, you get the idea. It pins me.
So I'm feeling a little bit down at this point. But I'm perked up when a trade finally goes through. I get the Light Heavyweight Belt (which I need to build Rey) and Ultimo Rechazo (which I need for Eddie) for a Stunner and some other random UR. Actually, the guy didn't even need the cards he got, but knew I really needed the cards, so he went through with it. So I was really grateful for that.
Now, next draw. I got some kid with a John Cena deck. Nothing too special, except it was a chain deck. Big surprise. He was low fortitude the entire match. I managed to bait out Backlash midway through, sometime before playing Gail's Hurricanrana. So I was high up on fortitude the whole match; POTP is so great when they don't have a strike reversal in their hand. So then here's where I thought he'd cause a turnaround. I draw Molly-Go-Round. I play a simple Punch just to get out the successful maneuver; I pretty much knew it would work, he hadn't reversed a strike the whole game, save the overturn. Yeah, it went through. So here goes Molly-Go-Round, and I had started revelling in my victory, when I see him drop When You Thought You Had All The Answers. Balls. There goes my second trademark. Yeah, so I sense a comeback. But there's still a match. I keep reversing. We end up each down to one card for our hands at one point, sometimes zilch. Eventually I finally finished him off.
So after that match, I get a little kid playing Eugene. I don't care if you suck at the game or not, I take a Eugene deck seriously. If you don't have reversals on your draw, you're boned. This kid really had no grasp, yet thought he knew it all. He tried to opt out of discarding for Wake Up like that was an option. Then he tried Backlash on my first maneuver. And then we had a spat about that. And well, I got fortitude, and reversals. But he got enough fortitude too. Enough to do two unreversable maneuvers, high damage. His third card, I think I Cowed. But no matter what, one more maneuver and I would be dead. I think I reversed two more before it was all said and done. But yeah, I was toast.
So that takes me out of the main tournament. Now for the side tournament. So I was thinking Gail again, but let's go for a change? So I pull out the Shelton deck I was just given by a friend who got out of the game because of several games where he was just given salt in his wounds by a sore winner. Let's see. Seems like a plan.
First Draw: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERG. The most broken Character ever. Titles, 9D Jackhammers, now why can't I have any Escape Moves? Just great. Easy win for him.
And the one thing that cheered me up was the most pivotal trade, 3 cards just for me to get one West Coast Bronco Buster, THE card I was lacking for Rey. So now Rey is build-ready.
Then for the next draw, another friend, playing an Edge deck. And here's what killed me here: White Wedding. Followed by a card (I forgot what it is) that blanks my SSV, making it pointless for me to draw for White Wedding. So he keeps hitting maneuvers, removing cards from the game, and I'm defenseless. This was a long battle, where the TD was pissed that it took so long. So just for giggles, I popped Wrestlemania. It only saved me for about 5 minutes. And it was done.
So my final draw was a Two-Man Power Trip. Good strategy. All except by now, I was getting accustomed to Shelton. On the draw, I get a Don't Try This At Home. He's got Wrestlemania out. Yes, I'm hanging on to that card for dear life. I reverse his maneuver, then going into a Panic Grab->Wraparound Wristlock. Either overturn or say bye-bye to four cards. So I keep going till I get 25F. I'll skip to a pivotal moment. He isn't playing a lot of strikes, and I draw a T-Bone Exploder Suplex. Now I could play it as a maneuver, risk it getting reversed, and losing the match. Or just let him bring doom upon himself. So I say, "Your turn." And he draws, and does exactly what I want him to do: a Grapple maneuver. He has about 19 cards left in arsenal. T-BONE. So here he goes, takes the 20D and knows, hey, I've got a second chance...that's what he thought. He tries to pop it, and out comes the Don't Try This At Home I've been squirreling away for THE moment he popped Wrestlemania. That's a pin. That was the match a huge chunk of satisfaction came from.
And that was my tournament day.
After an agonizing defeat, here comes my next draw. Another friend. And oh wow, another JBL deck. This time not heat; we're going heel, foreign object, Chicago Street, Dem Dam Dudleyz. I was doing great, until the turning point of the match. He draws Overhead Chair Shot, Strike/Strike. I don't have two strike reversals in my hand, so it has to go on the overturn. Nothing. Realizing I can't reverse it, he discards after he draws for Overhead to put it back in his to play it again. And again. And again, And, you get the idea. It pins me.
So I'm feeling a little bit down at this point. But I'm perked up when a trade finally goes through. I get the Light Heavyweight Belt (which I need to build Rey) and Ultimo Rechazo (which I need for Eddie) for a Stunner and some other random UR. Actually, the guy didn't even need the cards he got, but knew I really needed the cards, so he went through with it. So I was really grateful for that.
Now, next draw. I got some kid with a John Cena deck. Nothing too special, except it was a chain deck. Big surprise. He was low fortitude the entire match. I managed to bait out Backlash midway through, sometime before playing Gail's Hurricanrana. So I was high up on fortitude the whole match; POTP is so great when they don't have a strike reversal in their hand. So then here's where I thought he'd cause a turnaround. I draw Molly-Go-Round. I play a simple Punch just to get out the successful maneuver; I pretty much knew it would work, he hadn't reversed a strike the whole game, save the overturn. Yeah, it went through. So here goes Molly-Go-Round, and I had started revelling in my victory, when I see him drop When You Thought You Had All The Answers. Balls. There goes my second trademark. Yeah, so I sense a comeback. But there's still a match. I keep reversing. We end up each down to one card for our hands at one point, sometimes zilch. Eventually I finally finished him off.
So after that match, I get a little kid playing Eugene. I don't care if you suck at the game or not, I take a Eugene deck seriously. If you don't have reversals on your draw, you're boned. This kid really had no grasp, yet thought he knew it all. He tried to opt out of discarding for Wake Up like that was an option. Then he tried Backlash on my first maneuver. And then we had a spat about that. And well, I got fortitude, and reversals. But he got enough fortitude too. Enough to do two unreversable maneuvers, high damage. His third card, I think I Cowed. But no matter what, one more maneuver and I would be dead. I think I reversed two more before it was all said and done. But yeah, I was toast.
So that takes me out of the main tournament. Now for the side tournament. So I was thinking Gail again, but let's go for a change? So I pull out the Shelton deck I was just given by a friend who got out of the game because of several games where he was just given salt in his wounds by a sore winner. Let's see. Seems like a plan.
First Draw: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERG. The most broken Character ever. Titles, 9D Jackhammers, now why can't I have any Escape Moves? Just great. Easy win for him.
And the one thing that cheered me up was the most pivotal trade, 3 cards just for me to get one West Coast Bronco Buster, THE card I was lacking for Rey. So now Rey is build-ready.
Then for the next draw, another friend, playing an Edge deck. And here's what killed me here: White Wedding. Followed by a card (I forgot what it is) that blanks my SSV, making it pointless for me to draw for White Wedding. So he keeps hitting maneuvers, removing cards from the game, and I'm defenseless. This was a long battle, where the TD was pissed that it took so long. So just for giggles, I popped Wrestlemania. It only saved me for about 5 minutes. And it was done.
So my final draw was a Two-Man Power Trip. Good strategy. All except by now, I was getting accustomed to Shelton. On the draw, I get a Don't Try This At Home. He's got Wrestlemania out. Yes, I'm hanging on to that card for dear life. I reverse his maneuver, then going into a Panic Grab->Wraparound Wristlock. Either overturn or say bye-bye to four cards. So I keep going till I get 25F. I'll skip to a pivotal moment. He isn't playing a lot of strikes, and I draw a T-Bone Exploder Suplex. Now I could play it as a maneuver, risk it getting reversed, and losing the match. Or just let him bring doom upon himself. So I say, "Your turn." And he draws, and does exactly what I want him to do: a Grapple maneuver. He has about 19 cards left in arsenal. T-BONE. So here he goes, takes the 20D and knows, hey, I've got a second chance...that's what he thought. He tries to pop it, and out comes the Don't Try This At Home I've been squirreling away for THE moment he popped Wrestlemania. That's a pin. That was the match a huge chunk of satisfaction came from.
And that was my tournament day.
Friday, April 22, 2005
Evil RINGO
Old Beatles' musicians, why must you torture me?
So, normally, I will just let these pass by...but now...I just can't.
So early this morning, I get an e-mail from someone wanting me to sign up to Ringo, a universal Address book. I've gotten many of these in my time. All they really do is just add more annoying spam to your e-mail. So I delete it.
8 hours later...I get an e-mail from another person wanting me to sign up. So I delete it again. THEN SOMEONE ELSE SENDS ME IT AN HOUR LATER.
I know have a lot of spare time...but GIVE ME A BREAK...is your address book on your e-mail address really not adequate enough, that you have to have a third-party address book? If so, WHY USE THAT ADDRESS? PLEASE
If you want a universal address book, GO TO THE DOLLAR STORE, BY A NOTEPAD AND A BOX OF PENCILS FOR $2...see? how hard is that? no annoying e-mails.
THE NEXT ONE THAT REQUESTS ME TO GET RINGO DIES
So, normally, I will just let these pass by...but now...I just can't.
So early this morning, I get an e-mail from someone wanting me to sign up to Ringo, a universal Address book. I've gotten many of these in my time. All they really do is just add more annoying spam to your e-mail. So I delete it.
8 hours later...I get an e-mail from another person wanting me to sign up. So I delete it again. THEN SOMEONE ELSE SENDS ME IT AN HOUR LATER.
I know have a lot of spare time...but GIVE ME A BREAK...is your address book on your e-mail address really not adequate enough, that you have to have a third-party address book? If so, WHY USE THAT ADDRESS? PLEASE
If you want a universal address book, GO TO THE DOLLAR STORE, BY A NOTEPAD AND A BOX OF PENCILS FOR $2...see? how hard is that? no annoying e-mails.
THE NEXT ONE THAT REQUESTS ME TO GET RINGO DIES
Friday, April 08, 2005
The week of me getting run over by an 18-wheeler constantly
This week, my poker game has been totally off. Almost every tournament I entered I lost. I was constantly getting sucked out on by horrible players. There's one hand I remember oh so clearly where my three Queens got beat out by some shman holding a 2-4 offsuit who got his straight on the river that knocked me out of the tournament. Of course, that would've never happened if I hadn't been stupid and bet out on pocket 3s when I knew (and I really did know, I just could NOT for the life of me, drag the pointer to the check button, instead, I just bet until I had the player all in with a hand he was not going anywhere with) I was beat.
I've thought about taking a break next week. But there's so many league games that I need to play that I'm not. So I'm just taking a step back in reflecting on why I didn't play so well.
One reason could be because I'm preoccupied with other things. I'm currently building two Raw Deal decks, considering a third, getting ready for a Raw Deal tournament Sunday. On top of that, I'm building a computer program that will allow me to have all my poker clients running on my Linux computer at the same time, and will also be able to be used on Windows and Macintosh, to make every internet poker player's life easier. I just kind of rule that one out, because I'm usually multitasking while playing poker. And that in itself is due in large part to a friend who always messages me even after I tell said friend I'm playing poker, and then after I tell said friend to leave me alone until I'm done playing, so said friend just starts sending five messages per second till I want to kill said friend. Yeah, I got sidetracked on that one.
I think it's that my sleep pattern has been entirely disrupted. I don't know why, but started pulling all nighters again. I have won a tournament after an all-nighter, but that's only one. But I ran well all last week when I was getting to bed around midnight, and waking up at about 9 or 10. I won a tournament, and placed in the money 5 more times, if memory serves me right.
Or maybe I've just got a lot of pent up frustration this week that is getting in the way of keeping a clear head at the table. I don't know about this one, but I know there's a lot of people that have been really irritating me this week, and that could be it.
Or maybe it's just because I didn't break any appendages this week.
I don't know what's the cause yet, but I know something's wrong, considering I've only placed in the money once.
Well, I've got 5 minutes left till I start in at 24hPoker.com in their 5-Card Draw tournament. So I will close for now.
I've thought about taking a break next week. But there's so many league games that I need to play that I'm not. So I'm just taking a step back in reflecting on why I didn't play so well.
One reason could be because I'm preoccupied with other things. I'm currently building two Raw Deal decks, considering a third, getting ready for a Raw Deal tournament Sunday. On top of that, I'm building a computer program that will allow me to have all my poker clients running on my Linux computer at the same time, and will also be able to be used on Windows and Macintosh, to make every internet poker player's life easier. I just kind of rule that one out, because I'm usually multitasking while playing poker. And that in itself is due in large part to a friend who always messages me even after I tell said friend I'm playing poker, and then after I tell said friend to leave me alone until I'm done playing, so said friend just starts sending five messages per second till I want to kill said friend. Yeah, I got sidetracked on that one.
I think it's that my sleep pattern has been entirely disrupted. I don't know why, but started pulling all nighters again. I have won a tournament after an all-nighter, but that's only one. But I ran well all last week when I was getting to bed around midnight, and waking up at about 9 or 10. I won a tournament, and placed in the money 5 more times, if memory serves me right.
Or maybe I've just got a lot of pent up frustration this week that is getting in the way of keeping a clear head at the table. I don't know about this one, but I know there's a lot of people that have been really irritating me this week, and that could be it.
Or maybe it's just because I didn't break any appendages this week.
I don't know what's the cause yet, but I know something's wrong, considering I've only placed in the money once.
Well, I've got 5 minutes left till I start in at 24hPoker.com in their 5-Card Draw tournament. So I will close for now.
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Ok, so I just realized it...
Sometime's I'm a little slow on the uptake. In February, a friend of mine asked if she could have her own board on our message boards. I ok'ed it. Well, just two months later, I finally looked in there, and realized it.
She talked me into giving her that board so that she could have her own private blog!
I got owned.
Sometime's I'm a little slow on the uptake. In February, a friend of mine asked if she could have her own board on our message boards. I ok'ed it. Well, just two months later, I finally looked in there, and realized it.
She talked me into giving her that board so that she could have her own private blog!
I got owned.
Saturday, April 02, 2005
If this week hasn't sucked...
Ok, I broke up with my g/f this week. Yeah it sucks, I hate breaking up with people. I'm amazingly bad at it, considering the amount of times I've gotten dumped in my life, I should know all the lines.
Tuesday, I lock myself out of the freakin house going to get the mail, and had to wait for my friend's brother to get home. Just peachy.
Well, Wednesday I break my toe. I kid you not.
Thursday I go to Barnes & Noble, and try to get Startbucks with a Starbucks gift card someone gave me, and they told me they can't accept it.
And today was just boring.
Oh well, at least I still have Jesus & Poker.
I won a small chunk of change on Ultimate Bet Wednesday during the fiasco of breaking my toe. Then I won a freeroll on Banner Poker that night, winning $15.
Playing through pain is cool.
Tuesday, I lock myself out of the freakin house going to get the mail, and had to wait for my friend's brother to get home. Just peachy.
Well, Wednesday I break my toe. I kid you not.
Thursday I go to Barnes & Noble, and try to get Startbucks with a Starbucks gift card someone gave me, and they told me they can't accept it.
And today was just boring.
Oh well, at least I still have Jesus & Poker.
I won a small chunk of change on Ultimate Bet Wednesday during the fiasco of breaking my toe. Then I won a freeroll on Banner Poker that night, winning $15.
Playing through pain is cool.
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Yeah, I'm lazy. Yes I forgot to post on my blog. So, let's see, what do I have to say?
Well, I finally have a poker bankroll. Just a few lucky spots, and I'm up to a whopping $7 in my poker accounts. Wooohoo. Well, it should help out. That's all I needed to start building. And who knows where it'll go from there?
Well, I finally have a poker bankroll. Just a few lucky spots, and I'm up to a whopping $7 in my poker accounts. Wooohoo. Well, it should help out. That's all I needed to start building. And who knows where it'll go from there?
Monday, February 28, 2005
Thursday, October 14, 2004
The Legend of Thong Face
Okay, so Jake came down for the weekend. Me, him, and Jonathan always chill when he comes down. Around this time, Jonathan decided he's an emcee, and decided to battle me on my boards. So i did. And he's been spanked. So as a consolation prize, Jake and I decided that we need to buy him something. So we went into Wal-Mart, left Jonathan in the car, got the packs of poker chips Jonathan and I need for the tournament we're having this weekend. Then we went to get his prize...a thong. We took it out to him, and he threw it back in my face. that's when I got an evil idea...and when i get an evil idea....things....happen....
So here we are, at Taco Bell. I'm standing outside, and Jake and Buckman walk in. They have a walkie-talkie, and so do I. They walk up the counter, start placing an order, and hit the call button on the walkie-talkie, signalling me to come in. I run in there with the thong on my face, and jump around behind them, then run out of there. They're standing in there pretending that they're wondering what the crap just happened, when the manager's like "did you see the guy run in here with the panties on his head?" But it didn't stop there...
Cue us up at Hardee's, Jake and Jonathan are going through the drive thru, and buzz me in, I run in one door, do the exact same thing, walk out the door closest to the drive thru, get back in the car...when they drive off (i'm in the back seat, mind you), i poke my head up, scare the drive thru attendant half to death...now everyone at hardee's thinks i'm omnipresent.
BUT IT DOES NOT END THERE.
Now, here we are at Kroger's drive up gas island. We stop there, don't even get gas. I crawl up under the window. Jake walks up to the window and asks the attendant what the cheapest brand of cigarettes they sell is. She turns around to look, and I pop my head up over the counter, with the thong on my head and a wide-eyed expression on my face, like I just got beamed down from another planet or something. She turns around...and the look on her face...I think she thought she was about to get jacked. I was gonna take the act a little bit further and start tapping on the glass, but after seeing the look on her face, I couldn't stop laughing...I dropped back down out of view, and just started cackling. Jake's trying to pretend nothing happened, and ask about the cigarettes, but then he doubled over at the counter, laughing his face off. I run back over to the car, where jonathan's still trying to come over to the island, about ready to die from laughing, and trying to tell him what happened. It must've been five minutes later before Jake mustered up enough strength to stop laughing and come back to home base.
So then we stop and mcdonald's and meet up with Whittney. she buys a happy meal, and gives us the prize...which i somehow use to make jake die laughing over cellulite. It was that little baby Princess Jasmine doll. Those who know the Steve story should understand this. Here's a dialog that made Jake snot Coke:
(While using doll as a puppet) "Hi, my name is Steve. Would you like to see my cellulite? I know you want to see my cellulite!" *then i lift up her hair, and point to her neck, as Jake is telling me to shut up* "Cellulite!"
then Whittney gets harrassed by her ex-boyfriend. so as we're driving off, we honk at them, while i'm sitting in the backseat, again with the thong on my face.
now it's time to hide the evidence. so on the way to jonathan's house, we stop at the local pharmacist's house, and i get out, and shove the thong in his mailbox. as i look back to the car, jake and jonathan are pulling off, because a car is coming, and they're scared it's the cops, so i take off running after them, open the back seat door, and jump in like it's one of those spy movies, and pretty much crush my ribs in the process.
yes...if you are ever in need of a good laugh, go get two of your friends, get 11 packs of poker chips, 3 dealer buttons, a pair of walkie talkies, and a thong. you'll know what to do from there.
So here we are, at Taco Bell. I'm standing outside, and Jake and Buckman walk in. They have a walkie-talkie, and so do I. They walk up the counter, start placing an order, and hit the call button on the walkie-talkie, signalling me to come in. I run in there with the thong on my face, and jump around behind them, then run out of there. They're standing in there pretending that they're wondering what the crap just happened, when the manager's like "did you see the guy run in here with the panties on his head?" But it didn't stop there...
Cue us up at Hardee's, Jake and Jonathan are going through the drive thru, and buzz me in, I run in one door, do the exact same thing, walk out the door closest to the drive thru, get back in the car...when they drive off (i'm in the back seat, mind you), i poke my head up, scare the drive thru attendant half to death...now everyone at hardee's thinks i'm omnipresent.
BUT IT DOES NOT END THERE.
Now, here we are at Kroger's drive up gas island. We stop there, don't even get gas. I crawl up under the window. Jake walks up to the window and asks the attendant what the cheapest brand of cigarettes they sell is. She turns around to look, and I pop my head up over the counter, with the thong on my head and a wide-eyed expression on my face, like I just got beamed down from another planet or something. She turns around...and the look on her face...I think she thought she was about to get jacked. I was gonna take the act a little bit further and start tapping on the glass, but after seeing the look on her face, I couldn't stop laughing...I dropped back down out of view, and just started cackling. Jake's trying to pretend nothing happened, and ask about the cigarettes, but then he doubled over at the counter, laughing his face off. I run back over to the car, where jonathan's still trying to come over to the island, about ready to die from laughing, and trying to tell him what happened. It must've been five minutes later before Jake mustered up enough strength to stop laughing and come back to home base.
So then we stop and mcdonald's and meet up with Whittney. she buys a happy meal, and gives us the prize...which i somehow use to make jake die laughing over cellulite. It was that little baby Princess Jasmine doll. Those who know the Steve story should understand this. Here's a dialog that made Jake snot Coke:
(While using doll as a puppet) "Hi, my name is Steve. Would you like to see my cellulite? I know you want to see my cellulite!" *then i lift up her hair, and point to her neck, as Jake is telling me to shut up* "Cellulite!"
then Whittney gets harrassed by her ex-boyfriend. so as we're driving off, we honk at them, while i'm sitting in the backseat, again with the thong on my face.
now it's time to hide the evidence. so on the way to jonathan's house, we stop at the local pharmacist's house, and i get out, and shove the thong in his mailbox. as i look back to the car, jake and jonathan are pulling off, because a car is coming, and they're scared it's the cops, so i take off running after them, open the back seat door, and jump in like it's one of those spy movies, and pretty much crush my ribs in the process.
yes...if you are ever in need of a good laugh, go get two of your friends, get 11 packs of poker chips, 3 dealer buttons, a pair of walkie talkies, and a thong. you'll know what to do from there.
Monday, September 13, 2004
This weekend was crazy.
Friday I went to Eldorado to hear Right Hand Man play. Their guitarist and drummer played in Stick Shift with me. Their bassist helped teach me to play.
Anyway, they had equipment borrowed from a Southern Gospel band (ok?), but no one to run it. So they had me run it for them
It was the first time I had ran someone's sound before. So I was nervous. But, I've been around sound boards a lot, and they don't intimidate me.
So I got it all set up, and get the levels checked. And it sounded good! So that was pimp
That night, I stayed at Buckman's house. We watched Kung Pow, but first I had to practice my Korean, which was frustrating, considering Buckman was being an idiot and kept interrupting the guy on the freakin tape with "That's what she said!"
So after that, I went to bed. I woke up the next morning and decided to try to fix his computer again.
And about 1 1/2 hours later, I was able to finally get his modem to work with Mandrake Linux & his 2.6 kernel. Stupid Lucent modems, it took me 3 months to figure out the solution.
So then I went home, where Popcorn day was bustling with drunks. So I ran around and laughed at the crazy drunks and stuff. Then I went to sleep.
Sunday was Sunday.
Monday is always hell. I finished 399 this time in a poker tournament.
So there you have it.
Friday I went to Eldorado to hear Right Hand Man play. Their guitarist and drummer played in Stick Shift with me. Their bassist helped teach me to play.
Anyway, they had equipment borrowed from a Southern Gospel band (ok?), but no one to run it. So they had me run it for them
It was the first time I had ran someone's sound before. So I was nervous. But, I've been around sound boards a lot, and they don't intimidate me.
So I got it all set up, and get the levels checked. And it sounded good! So that was pimp
That night, I stayed at Buckman's house. We watched Kung Pow, but first I had to practice my Korean, which was frustrating, considering Buckman was being an idiot and kept interrupting the guy on the freakin tape with "That's what she said!"
So after that, I went to bed. I woke up the next morning and decided to try to fix his computer again.
And about 1 1/2 hours later, I was able to finally get his modem to work with Mandrake Linux & his 2.6 kernel. Stupid Lucent modems, it took me 3 months to figure out the solution.
So then I went home, where Popcorn day was bustling with drunks. So I ran around and laughed at the crazy drunks and stuff. Then I went to sleep.
Sunday was Sunday.
Monday is always hell. I finished 399 this time in a poker tournament.
So there you have it.
Friday, September 10, 2004
Ok, so here was the fun yesterday.
I was having a rough week. But yesterday was going good. I was in a great mood. So I decided to play the Freeroll Hold Em tournament on Pokeroom.com
Granted, I had played this tournament several times before, and had only gotten up to 1300th place out of 1800 before I busted out. And I had wasted my entire play money bankroll for the day in 2 hours the past two days. So needless to say, luck had not been with me. So I figured, I'll just be happy if I can just make it past 1000 players.
Well, I did. And it didn't stop there. Within about 15 hands after the first 1000 were knocked out, i was in the top 100! So I stayed there for a long time. Then we got down to the final 200. I had a good amount of chips. I was starting to think I might actually win. Then stupidity struck.
I had Ace Queen. Someone pushed all in. I was gonna fold. I press keyboard shortcuts. F1 is to fold, F2 is to call/check, F3 is to bet/raise. I was trying to hit F1, and somehow my finger hit F2. Three callers, two were all in. My opponents had Ace King and Ace Jack, I was in decent position. But then a Jack came on the board, and I was done for.
But how can I complain? 158 out of 1800 is incredible!
Ah here's a screenshot if you don't believe me:
this is where i'm about halfway through my run. As you can see, I was at 67th place at this point. The highest I got was 25th.
I was having a rough week. But yesterday was going good. I was in a great mood. So I decided to play the Freeroll Hold Em tournament on Pokeroom.com
Granted, I had played this tournament several times before, and had only gotten up to 1300th place out of 1800 before I busted out. And I had wasted my entire play money bankroll for the day in 2 hours the past two days. So needless to say, luck had not been with me. So I figured, I'll just be happy if I can just make it past 1000 players.
Well, I did. And it didn't stop there. Within about 15 hands after the first 1000 were knocked out, i was in the top 100! So I stayed there for a long time. Then we got down to the final 200. I had a good amount of chips. I was starting to think I might actually win. Then stupidity struck.
I had Ace Queen. Someone pushed all in. I was gonna fold. I press keyboard shortcuts. F1 is to fold, F2 is to call/check, F3 is to bet/raise. I was trying to hit F1, and somehow my finger hit F2. Three callers, two were all in. My opponents had Ace King and Ace Jack, I was in decent position. But then a Jack came on the board, and I was done for.
But how can I complain? 158 out of 1800 is incredible!
Ah here's a screenshot if you don't believe me:
this is where i'm about halfway through my run. As you can see, I was at 67th place at this point. The highest I got was 25th.
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