I got Phil so good today...he has gotten obsessed with eBay, and started talking about his conquests...so I just pulled out one of my jokes to get him distracted. Phil is: I touched a llama!!!!!!!! and you should know who I am:

I touched a llama!!!!!!!! says:
i just got the stavesacre ep for $6.99 still sealed

Corey Lanier: I can't feel the way I did before, don't turn your back on me, I WON'T BE IGNORED! says:
you boob

I touched a llama!!!!!!!! says:
did you see the one with the buy it now option?

Corey Lanier: I can't feel the way I did before, don't turn your back on me, I WON'T BE IGNORED! says:
nope

I touched a llama!!!!!!!! says:
they had 2 and i got 1

I touched a llama!!!!!!!! says:
i just saved with shipping a dollar less than full price where i was going to get it

I touched a llama!!!!!!!! says:
GO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Corey Lanier: I can't feel the way I did before, don't turn your back on me, I WON'T BE IGNORED! says:
yay phil...you're the coolest

Corey Lanier: I can't feel the way I did before, don't turn your back on me, I WON'T BE IGNORED! says:
can i have your kids...i mean, autograph?

I touched a llama!!!!!!!! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I touched a llama!!!!!!!! says:
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I touched a llama!!!!!!!! says:
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I touched a llama!!!!!!!! says:
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Thought this might brighten someone's day...