Me = Unstoppable

I haven't had the sinister urge to burn my time playing non-stop poker this week. I didn't play at all Tuesday or Wednesday, I was too mopey Tuesday, and Wednesday, I felt like I got ran over. Today, I didn't feel all too well either, but I decided to play. I also played Monday, let's go ahead and start with Monday:

Monday: I played my usual Razz tournament, which got bumped from a $11 buy-in to a $22 buy-in, with the time now being pushed back an extra 15 minutes. Weird. I had a great table draw full of idiots who had no idea how to play Razz, and couldn't get the cards to take advantage of it. Out before first break.

Undeterred, I took a shower and signed up for the $5.50 HORSE tournament. Final tabled that, and finished in 3rd for $67.

I then played the $26 $20,000 Guarantee, and was out in the first hour of that.

I then played 1-2 Razz cash games, and only wound up profiting a nickel. Wheee.

Today: I started off in 2-4 Razz, and wound up playing a short session, profiting $30. I then played the $5.50 HORSE tourney again, and final tabled that again. AGAIN, I get 3rd, this time for about $78. I then played the $26 $2,000 Guarantee Razz tournament, and final tabled that. On top of that, it started before I even cashed in the HORSE tournament, so here's me trying not to fry my brain playing Stud High in HORSE, and Razz in...Razz. I did a decent job of that, but ran completely card dead at the start of the Razz tournament. Four handed in the HORSE tournament, I tripled up in the Razz tournament.

After I busted in HORSE, my focus went on the Razz tourney, all the while, I haven't peed in over two hours, and my bladder is full. So, I keep battling with my full bladder, and final table YET AGAIN! I played incredible, but lost heads up to the poker equivalent of Screech from Saved by the Bell, and netted $450 in that. For a grand total of being up over $500 today.

Does anyone wanna mess with me? I don't think so!