Well, now, let's just say that this year was quite interesting. Interesting enough in fact, that I have, for the first time, decided to dedicate a blog about this year. So here we go. Put your tinfoil hats on.
January? Nothing happened January! Especially not...well, I won't go there! Needless to say, my nipples looked too much like milk duds to do anything in January.
However, February provided quite an amusing experience. I'll never be able to forget, nor will anyone let me forget, the night of Lazer Tag. With the black kid. Who called me nigga. And screamed at me, "I'M A SHOOT YOU NIGGA!" And sure enough, he shot me, to which he yelled out, "HA! I SHOT YOU NIGGA!"
The day after, Sam, Jake & I was driving home, and after 5 minutes of awkward silence, Sam exclaims with a laugh, "HE CALLED YOU NIGGER!"
Yes, that goes down in the memory books.
Or how about that exact same trip when Jake's gf called, and Sam started in on the Power Rangers? GO GO POWER RANGERS! And a whole lot of homosexual things going on with Zordon and Alpha 5...ew. But funny.
AND ON THE SAME TRIP, Sam, Jake & I went to Hooters, with Sam wearing sunglasses and pretending he was blind.
I'll never forget the dialog...
Waitress: How you today, guys?
Sam: Bad.
Waitress: Aw, why?
Sam: Well...I'm blind.
Wow...that was just classic.
Speaking of Hooters...In June we ran into a rarity, an Asian woman working at hooters. Who woulda thunk it? Ironically, there was zero Asian women working at PF Changs. Go figure.
And now, the reason why White Castle is so lovingly referred to as Greasy White Whores. They whored my body off for a while. Sad, but true.
Well, then the tabloids came out, and supposedly, me and Jake went down on Fast Freddy:
And got high with Big Al:
But Big Al condoned it, so it's all okay:
Oh yeah, and I finally made money. YAY MOOLAH! Ew... I did do both though...wait...ew...ok cut it o--....
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